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maytheravensleadmehome:

dancing-with-bucky:

vikkikate89:

vikkikate89:

wearethetank:

This implies that he was being fucked BY the potato…
When he goes into labor, does that mean someone has to stand at his crotch holding one of those cardboard fry boxes? Is there a nurse standing in between salting the fries as they come out? What does Loki do if they ask him to supersize them? And do we have the option of curly fries?
And they’d better be fresh and crispy because no one likes soggy fries.
And now I’m laughing my ass off while singing, “He triiieeeed to fuck me with a potatooooo… ole!” (In the tune to “He tried to kill me with a forklift,” for any MST3K fans out there…)
On the plus side, 8-legged fries!

Forgot about Loki fries… lmao

dancing-with-bucky here’s the thing…

OH MY BLOODY FREAKING HELL!!!!!

Oh my God, it’s back!
I would like to add is those fries would be salty. Maybe they would have a vinegar flavour to them and they would be the frozen kind considering who is their mother.


A vinegar flavor would indicate bad ph levels which would mean Loki’s not so fresh down there XD

maytheravensleadmehome:

dancing-with-bucky:

vikkikate89:

vikkikate89:

wearethetank:

This implies that he was being fucked BY the potato…

When he goes into labor, does that mean someone has to stand at his crotch holding one of those cardboard fry boxes? Is there a nurse standing in between salting the fries as they come out? What does Loki do if they ask him to supersize them? And do we have the option of curly fries?

And they’d better be fresh and crispy because no one likes soggy fries.

And now I’m laughing my ass off while singing, “He triiieeeed to fuck me with a potatooooo… ole!” (In the tune to “He tried to kill me with a forklift,” for any MST3K fans out there…)

On the plus side, 8-legged fries!

Forgot about Loki fries… lmao

dancing-with-bucky here’s the thing…

OH MY BLOODY FREAKING HELL!!!!!

Oh my God, it’s back!

I would like to add is those fries would be salty. Maybe they would have a vinegar flavour to them and they would be the frozen kind considering who is their mother.

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A vinegar flavor would indicate bad ph levels which would mean Loki’s not so fresh down there XD

vikkikate89:

laterovaries:

sherekahnsgirl:

amatasera:

I had this deep, burning curiousity over what a scruffy Loki might look like….no thanks to smittentomkitten, who recently re-ignited that flame. coy00koi mypreciousmind1 insanely-smart sherekahnsgirl lokiwholockfactory hiddleshoneybunny sarabeth72 d-m-jonas  Would anyone else fancy a little beard burn? :P

Jesus Ever-Loving Bloody Fucking Bollocks!!!!  I think I just  … excuse me.  I need to get a cigarette … AMAZING!!!  Okay, who’s writing this fic, hmmm?

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT TAGGED IN THIS FUCKERY
amatasera
?!?!

Hnnng!

Reblogging again because this is my new sexuality.

vikkikate89:

laterovaries:

sherekahnsgirl:

amatasera:

I had this deep, burning curiousity over what a scruffy Loki might look like….no thanks to smittentomkitten, who recently re-ignited that flame.
coy00koi mypreciousmind1 insanely-smart sherekahnsgirl lokiwholockfactory hiddleshoneybunny sarabeth72 d-m-jonas
Would anyone else fancy a little beard burn? :P

Jesus Ever-Loving Bloody Fucking Bollocks!!!!  I think I just  … excuse me.  I need to get a cigarette … AMAZING!!!  Okay, who’s writing this fic, hmmm?

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT TAGGED IN THIS FUCKERY
amatasera
?!?!

Hnnng!

Reblogging again because this is my new sexuality.

vikkikate89:

wearethetank:

This implies that he was being fucked BY the potato…
When he goes into labor, does that mean someone has to stand at his crotch holding one of those cardboard fry boxes? Is there a nurse standing in between salting the fries as they come out? What does Loki do if they ask him to supersize them? And do we have the option of curly fries?
And they’d better be fresh and crispy because no one likes soggy fries.
And now I’m laughing my ass off while singing, “He triiieeeed to fuck me with a potatooooo… ole!” (In the tune to “He tried to kill me with a forklift,” for any MST3K fans out there…)
On the plus side, 8-legged fries!

Forgot about Loki fries… lmao

dancing-with-bucky here’s the thing…

vikkikate89:

wearethetank:

This implies that he was being fucked BY the potato…

When he goes into labor, does that mean someone has to stand at his crotch holding one of those cardboard fry boxes? Is there a nurse standing in between salting the fries as they come out? What does Loki do if they ask him to supersize them? And do we have the option of curly fries?

And they’d better be fresh and crispy because no one likes soggy fries.

And now I’m laughing my ass off while singing, “He triiieeeed to fuck me with a potatooooo… ole!” (In the tune to “He tried to kill me with a forklift,” for any MST3K fans out there…)

On the plus side, 8-legged fries!

Forgot about Loki fries… lmao

dancing-with-bucky here’s the thing…

Anonymous said: The potato is lokis baby

dancing-with-bucky:

vikkikate89:

wearethetank:

wearethetank:

He must be a proud mother- I mean father

~Maddee

We’ve been over this, Anon. The potato is the father of Loki’s children. The fries are the babies. It’s a disturbing process but the Discovery Channel is currently filming a special on it now called, “When Fries Come with That Shake: The Loki Story.”

-Vikki

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I swear to you, one of these days, woman…

maytheravensleadmehome, I believe you inspired this mess lol

So then… Loike IS the mother??

~Maddee

Do I need to reblog the thing? There was a thing about this… A horrible thing XD

Anonymous said: The potato is lokis baby

wearethetank:

wearethetank:

He must be a proud mother- I mean father

~Maddee

We’ve been over this, Anon. The potato is the father of Loki’s children. The fries are the babies. It’s a disturbing process but the Discovery Channel is currently filming a special on it now called, “When Fries Come with That Shake: The Loki Story.”

-Vikki

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I swear to you, one of these days, woman…

maytheravensleadmehome, I believe you inspired this mess lol

Bookstore Story…

So I got stuck working the customer service desk this morning, and an elderly man comes up, asking where the history section is. I point it out to him and he starts to hobble his way to the escalator, then stops and comes back, saying, “I’d better make sure first before I go up there…” I really didn’t blame him since it looked like he was having a hard time getting around. He asked me if we had any books on the Battle of Hürtgen Forest (a series battles fought in Hürtgen forest between the US and German forces during WWII). So I pulled it up and found we didn’t have anything in the store, but we had a few titles I could order him. He asked if he could read the synopsis of one of them, so I pulled it up and turned the screen towards him so he could read it.
He starts reading it out quietly to himself when he gets about halfway and chokes up. He pulled back with tears in his eyes and looked at me and said, “I was there.” My heart just broke and I watched him quickly dry his eyes before anyone could see while muttering, “I’m so sorry, I didn’t expect it to hit me that hard…”
All I could say to him was, “You don’t have anything to be sorry for. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to go to war.” I ended up ordering the book for him and he was very sweet and friendly. I just couldn’t believe it. I get all sorts in the store, but it always gets me off guard when a customer like that comes in. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since my shift ended.

lordwhat:

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I cannot show you where The Yard is, but I can link you to a commercial on how to achieve The Yard.

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(via climb-mylonelymountain)

Me in the shower...

  • Me: *spots big bug while in the middle of my shower*
  • Me: Okay... you can do this... just squish it and throw it out...
  • Me: *reaches out to grab a tissue, then lunges at it*
  • Me: *misses*
  • Me: FUCK! IT FLIES!
  • Me: *scrambles and slips around, screaming like an insane person*

I won’t lie… I may have watched this scene very closely in hopes of spotting out Thorin…

(Source: martyfreethrow, via climb-mylonelymountain)